VIDEO CAPTION WINNER

Bloomington, Illinois-based reader Bernie Uszcienski scored the winner in our informal "Name The Caption" competition. 

 

 
THE WINNING CAPTION -
 
DRAGSTRIP PRIORITIES

Entry Fee: $35.00

Custom Tires, Wheels, Graphics, and Sound System:$4,700.00

Cost Of Keeping Your Expensive Wheel Under Your Car When An Axle Breaks: Not Priceless... Just $151.99 For A C-clip Eliminator Kit From Jegs Or Summit

1st Runner-up -
"Heat treated axles and dubs do not mix!" - Tony Owens, Fort Worth, TX.
2nd Runner-up - "That's how WE roll, ya' heard? South Cackalacky, representin'!" - Chris Crosby, Summerville, SC