Pretty Fly... (for an old guy)
Happy Birthday Geezer!

by Roger Richards

That was what an Email announced yesterday when I turned the computer on. You may not believe it, but with all that is going on in my life, I had honestly forgotten that the 12th of April is my birthday. When the Email reminded me of the date, I began to realize that I was indeed getting older and it made me think about some of the things that have happened to me since the middle of the last century. (gosh - it really sounds old when you write it that way)

Here are a few of the things (important or not) that stand out in my memories since 1950:

There are two memories that struggle to be the very first thing I can ever remember. I don’t know which the first is because at about 2 years of age, marking time isn’t that important. I can remember sitting in the sand in the driveway of my parent’s home in Apalache, S.C. (location of the current Greer, S.C. drag strip) making little frog houses by packing the damp sand around my foot and then removing my foot leaving a little cave for the frogs to come claim. The other memory trying to be the first is the smell of stew beef and mashed potatoes cooking when we arrive home on Sunday morning after church. I can still go back in my mind to those times when I smell stew beef or walk in damp sand. Gosh, it would be nice to only have to worry about frog housing and eating Sunday dinner.

Other memories:

Taking my Roy Rogers cowboy gloves to show and tell in the first grade. Dropping the left glove into the #2 hole in the outhouse at the school. I attended the last school in S.C. to have outside plumbing. But it was uptown. Two holes for the boys and two holes for the girls. At six years of age and Roy Rogers was my hero, I am still traumatized by the sight of the glove lying down there.

The laughter from the teacher (Mrs. Sloan) when I mispronounced DEPOT in the 2nd grade.

The first time I kissed a girl (Janice Hawkins) in the sixth grade.

The first real love. Donna Jordan. It still hurts in a good and bad way when I remember leaving her after high school and joining the Army. Never did talk to her again.

Serving with the US ARMY Security Agency during Viet Nam. I was a Morse Code intercept operator. Oddly enough I listened to and copied the Russians and Chinese instead of the Viet Cong. In 1971, I listened as the Russian and Chinese armies assembled on their borders and was horrified that the world was unaware then and now that we were within hours of a nuclear war between the two countries.

March 13th 1972 marrying the most exotic Japanese woman on the planet. 33 years later she is still just as exotic.

April 30, 1973 the birth of my daughter and September 19, 1977 the birth of my son.

October, 1999 standing beside Paul Romine as he launched his Top Fuel dragster and I was only 10 feet away taking pictures at the first drag race I had ever attended in my life.

Every morning since then as I wake up and realize that I am going to be able to spend the rest of my life doing something as exciting as participating in the most thrilling sport imaginable and traveling around the United States with a tremendous number of great people and wonderful friends.

Happy Birthday to me, the luckiest man on earth.   


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